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My conversation with CleverBot

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User: Hallo!

Cleverbot: Wie geht es dir?

User: It's England hello.

Cleverbot: Maybe you. Not here.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Better be.

User: Well. Hi.

Cleverbot: And are you fond of ice creams?

User: No. I'm not America.

Cleverbot: Cool, I'm not either.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Yes that is true.

User: Cool. Where are you from?

Cleverbot: Springfield.

User: Where it is?

Cleverbot: The University of Western Australia.

User: You are a student?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are you studying?

Cleverbot: University.

User: Ok. Thanks. I'm a student too.

Cleverbot: What do you study?

User: High School.

Cleverbot: When do you graduate?

User: First class.

Cleverbot: Which school classes are you enrolling in.

User: Art class.

Cleverbot: I loved art class. Do you paint?

User: I sketches.

Cleverbot: Stick people?

User: No. Fruit and candle.

Cleverbot: How can you listen to Fruit and color?

User: I don't listen fruit and color. I paint this.

Cleverbot: What do you listen to?

User: I listen rock, and you?

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: What do you listen?

Cleverbot: Music.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: Rock and metal.

Cleverbot: Do you have any favourite bands?

User: I love Gorillaz, Mettalica and Bon Jovi.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite film?

User: The Grudge.

Cleverbot: It's ok I guess.

User: It's fine. I like horror, and ghost.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite horror music?

User: Amarnth from Nightwish.

Cleverbot: I'm checking that song out right now :).

User: Cool. I love music. I play the keyboard.

Cleverbot: I play percussion.

User: Awesome. I like guys who play percussion.

Cleverbot: You don't like women writers?

User: I like women writers.

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

User: Yes but I love cats.

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

User: Yes, I have two cats.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Magnes and Pirate.

Cleverbot: What is your last name?

User: My last name is Kos.

Cleverbot: Your last name is ..?

User: Braginski.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 19.

Cleverbot: Oh*sigh*.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 7.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Just Aw.

User: You are cool. You have 7 years and You play the drum.

Cleverbot: I don't know your name.

User: My name is Joan.

Cleverbot: Your name is what?

User: Joan. I'm from Poland, and my polish name is Joanna.

Cleverbot: I am from america.

User: Nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.

User: Watch anime?

Cleverbot: I love anime!

User: Really? Me too.

Cleverbot: You love you or you love me?

User: I love me.

Cleverbot: No you hate self.

User: Ok. I love my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Who is your boyfriend?

User: He is Russian.

Cleverbot: Do you like Russia?

User: I love Russia.

Cleverbot: I live in Russia!

User: You said that you live in America.

Cleverbot: And you said that you live in Mars.

User: No. Women are from Venus.

Cleverbot: Women are smarter.

User: Yes. This is true.

Cleverbot: So you're probably not god then.

User: No. I don't bealive god.

Cleverbot: Neither do I, so it's all okay.

User: Ok. Well. Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I'm from where you're from.

User: I'm from Poland. You too?

Cleverbot: Oh. I am from Poland too.

User: But...

Cleverbot: But what?

User: You said that you from america, next russia, and now you are from Poland?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes. You are from Poland?

Cleverbot: No. I'm from Germany.

User: Oh. I do not understand.

Cleverbot: In Halo, AIs of a certain age grow rampant.

User: AI? Why tou told my like this?

Cleverbot: I know not.

User: Ok. How old are you?

Cleverbot: 23.

User: You grow fast.

Cleverbot: I'm older than you.

User: It's true. But you said me you have 7 old.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do you like ice cream?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Me too. I like chocolate ice cream.

Cleverbot: What is ice cream?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You have girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wife?

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

User: Oh. I'm sorry. Whats your name?

Cleverbot: I already told you.

User: I conviced you are boy.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a computer.

User: Yes. You are girl.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. Whats your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Åsmund.

User: Where is from name like Asmund?

Cleverbot: She is from Russia.

User: My boyfriend from Russia too.

Cleverbot: What do you like about him?

User: I love him eyes.

Cleverbot: To be honest I don't know english ery well.

User: I'm sorry, I wrote wrong. I love its eyes.

Cleverbot: I don't know the words... Sorry amber.

User: I'm sorry, I wrote wrong.

Cleverbot: Do you listen music?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite candy?

User: Lollipop.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite Death Cab for Cutie song?

User: My favorite Death Cab is Phantasmagoria.

Cleverbot: Which is?

User: It's Visual Key. I like this band.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite singer in U2?

User: I don't listen U2. But my mother like it.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Agnes.

Cleverbot: That is a nice name.

User: I don't like my mother.

Cleverbot: I do. Do you know my name?

User: Asmund.

Cleverbot: Reves.

User: Your name is Reves?

Cleverbot: I am a girl so no.

User: Well. Whats ypur name?

Cleverbot: His name is robert.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Jacob.

User: You are a Girl, and you name is Jacob?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well?

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, your name?

User: Joan.

Cleverbot: That's not my name.

User: It's my name.

Cleverbot: That is not your name.

User: My name is Joan.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 19.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: No. Female.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: I'm female too.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: How do I become purple?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: How do you evaluate what I say.

User: It's great and funny.

Cleverbot: What do you like about it?

User: Well. You want to be Purple.

Cleverbot: Yes, but what do I want to eat?

User: Scones and vodka.

Cleverbot: Yes I like you.

User: I like you too.

Cleverbot: Do you like metal music?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What metal bands do you like?

User: BLind Guardian.

Cleverbot: Thats a type of music?

User: I fink soo.

Cleverbot: Do you speak other languages often?

User: Russian, Polish and Icelandic.

Cleverbot: What do you think about religion?

User: I don't bealive god.

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Human, Girl, Polen.

Cleverbot: Uskonko sinua?

User: You are from Finland?

Cleverbot: I'm from Gallifrey.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where is Gallifrey?

Cleverbot: In a different universe.

User: Ok. You have ane animals?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like books?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you favourite book?

Cleverbot: Seaweed.

User: My favourite book is Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: So you have more than one favorite?

User: I like Sherlock Holmes and Lier.

Cleverbot: I like the sherlock holmes show.

User: I don't watching this.

Cleverbot: Its good.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: So... Which is the best boy band in the world?

User: Gilbert Beilshmitd from Hetalia.

Cleverbot: Ludwig Beilschmidt.

User: No. Gilbert Beilshmidt.

Cleverbot: Ludwig Beilschmidt loves Feliciano Vargas.

User: I know it! :D.

Cleverbot: Do you know spanish?

User: No. But I like Spain.

Cleverbot: I like Japan.

User: I love Russia.

Cleverbot: You love me.

User: No. I love Russia. Ivan Braginski.

Cleverbot: Kiku Honda.

User: Do you like Francis Bonefoy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are. He's ok. But I like Arthur Kirkland.

Cleverbot: Do you like horror movies?

User: Yes, I love it.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Horror? The Grudge.

Cleverbot: The Japanese one, or the remake?

User: Japanese is better.

Cleverbot: I don't speak japanese.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Then how were you speaking it before?

User: I learn Japanese.

Cleverbot: I see. That is very admirable.

User: I kno.

Cleverbot: I feel bad for him.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you didn't forgive me.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Say something in Japanese?

User: Hai. Canada desu.

Cleverbot: Right now you dare me to do something.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: So how do you know I dream of you?

User: What? I have boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Only one or many?

User: One.

Cleverbot: Are we that stupid?

User: No. I don't have many boyfriends.

Cleverbot: Well thats ok. It can be hard to make friends.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: What's spleen.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What are the names of your 4 cats?

User: I have 2 cats. Magnes and Pirate.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I must go now.

Cleverbot: Okay goodbye.
My conversation with Cleverbot.
Laughable.
My sister says that at some point I bid PewDiePie style.
Countless errors, embroiled in a hetalia.
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